I’m Lucy and I’m off to AdLand. Sarcastic, music buff, pointless picture taker, travel enthusiast, bowtie wearer, procrastinator, bad dancer & crazy cat lady. I’m usually hilarious.“We have to create. It’s the only thing louder than destruction.” .ig-b- { display: inline-block; } .ig-b- img { visibility: hidden; } .ig-b-:hover { background-position: 0 -60px; } .ig-b-:active { background-position: 0 -120px; } .ig-b-v-24 { width: 137px; height: 24px; background: url(//badges.instagram.com/static/images/ig-badge-view-sprite-24.png) no-repeat 0 0; } @media only screen and (-webkit-min-device-pixel-ratio: 2), only screen and (min—moz-device-pixel-ratio: 2), only screen and (-o-min-device-pixel-ratio: 2 / 1), only screen and (min-device-pixel-ratio: 2), only screen and (min-resolution: 192dpi), only screen and (min-resolution: 2dppx) { .ig-b-v-24 { background-image: url(//badges.instagram.com/static/images/ig-badge-view-sprite-24@2x.png); background-size: 160px 178px; } }Tumblr (3.0; @lucyelderflower)http://lucyelderflower.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d8c20e239d902ad2608ba4d498ce8f4a/tumblr_momn331gpw1qbkx0lo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9c46d5b347f5d02ed23317b12f264d46/tumblr_momn331gpw1qbkx0lo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fc116df9f70cad03a890ccaf0404c1cc/tumblr_momn331gpw1qbkx0lo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e945e5fa16c090c9bdaeae5a8411e9e3/tumblr_momn331gpw1qbkx0lo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p>Portrait by <a href="http://www.mymodernmet.com/profiles/blogs/xin-li-photography" target="_blank">Xin Li</a></p> </blockquote>http://lucyelderflower.tumblr.com/post/53350351281http://lucyelderflower.tumblr.com/post/53350351281Wed, 19 Jun 2013 06:28:10 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m94sxnCVBR1qjhn09o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://lucyelderflower.tumblr.com/post/53349100352http://lucyelderflower.tumblr.com/post/53349100352Wed, 19 Jun 2013 05:46:32 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4350f211090477b29d5abb30a76c55d4/tumblr_mkmwpqohQ11qik2bvo1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/57a7330af2b940f45e1177b5b9d24677/tumblr_mkmwpqohQ11qik2bvo2_r1_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://lucyelderflower.tumblr.com/post/53349090050http://lucyelderflower.tumblr.com/post/53349090050Wed, 19 Jun 2013 05:46:13 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/74b64de1f298071542e07807f93efe7c/tumblr_mokzkeoknx1s66g0vo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://lucyelderflower.tumblr.com/post/53349080088http://lucyelderflower.tumblr.com/post/53349080088Wed, 19 Jun 2013 05:45:53 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ce24d15c8348fcf2fb168d39415f7c00/tumblr_molrlailJ11qhlhieo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://teganandsara.tumblr.com/post/53294820306/workin-it-i-mean-what-else-can-you-do-when" target="_blank">teganandsara</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Workin it! I mean… what else can you do when you’re taking a photo of yourself in front of your own poster?</p> </blockquote>http://lucyelderflower.tumblr.com/post/53298697484http://lucyelderflower.tumblr.com/post/53298697484Tue, 18 Jun 2013 15:56:33 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/98ecd18f313bf6d30b246197152f00be/tumblr_mol42fxamI1rzfhbxo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/aa53353c4f862bdf868e74889e111300/tumblr_mol42fxamI1rzfhbxo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ef54d737d875086613dcb6bdd813efda/tumblr_mol42fxamI1rzfhbxo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ee5b45ecc5ea358223df9188a8d6417b/tumblr_mol42fxamI1rzfhbxo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p>Food in my Beard by <a href="http://designtaxi.com/news/358511/Adorable-Plates-Make-It-Seem-As-If-You-re-Eating-Off-A-Man-s-Beard/" target="_blank">Phil Jones</a></p> </blockquote>http://lucyelderflower.tumblr.com/post/53298252660http://lucyelderflower.tumblr.com/post/53298252660Tue, 18 Jun 2013 15:50:29 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://omfgicanteven.tumblr.com/post/52743978600/madonna-is-55-and-her-boyfriend-is-22-jennifer" target="_blank">omfgicanteven</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Madonna is 55 and her boyfriend is 22</p> <p>Jennifer Lopez is 43 and her boyfriend is 26</p> <p>Mariah Carey is 44 and her husband is 32</p> <p>If you’re not dating anyone, don’t worry about it, maybe he wasn’t born yet.</p> </blockquote>http://lucyelderflower.tumblr.com/post/53269706278http://lucyelderflower.tumblr.com/post/53269706278Tue, 18 Jun 2013 06:55:26 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://youronlinegirlfriend.tumblr.com/post/53258889887/roses-are-red-anon-hate-is-rude-i-cant-write" target="_blank">youronlinegirlfriend</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>roses are red</p> <p>anon hate is rude</p> <p>i can’t write poems</p> <p>send me a nude</p> </blockquote>http://lucyelderflower.tumblr.com/post/53269544921http://lucyelderflower.tumblr.com/post/53269544921Tue, 18 Jun 2013 06:50:23 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/177e670315f2fba18ee7e3ecd0468ad4/tumblr_mihwk3TzIo1qzb7j7o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://lucyelderflower.tumblr.com/post/53269502568http://lucyelderflower.tumblr.com/post/53269502568Tue, 18 Jun 2013 06:49:02 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/da92e6945b66f93d01a2b12312e2a63c/tumblr_mkvizkqOGd1ru6gxuo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://lucyelderflower.tumblr.com/post/53269499997http://lucyelderflower.tumblr.com/post/53269499997Tue, 18 Jun 2013 06:48:57 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6a5114fa3475abcf982b83bc89950c31/tumblr_mo55dp91Eu1rizqndo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://lucyelderflower.tumblr.com/post/53147322560http://lucyelderflower.tumblr.com/post/53147322560Sun, 16 Jun 2013 18:49:27 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d2f8db4b9b84eeb577ff567499cea746/tumblr_mmjfqmM6zA1qgrc3qo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://lucyelderflower.tumblr.com/post/53147066576http://lucyelderflower.tumblr.com/post/53147066576Sun, 16 Jun 2013 18:45:42 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/422b65c81ceb197be077413a9dc838bc/tumblr_mnqccb8iqf1qasfhmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://lucyelderflower.tumblr.com/post/53146596398http://lucyelderflower.tumblr.com/post/53146596398Sun, 16 Jun 2013 18:38:58 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cdc6ca7a9d45d1be7218feeec9cc67f0/tumblr_mo317pGf7e1spbpfho1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a4a8c83c6f477723ef53972ec5c22db9/tumblr_mo317pGf7e1spbpfho2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/37216d54c035eefe5ef2112cf9f71ca8/tumblr_mo317pGf7e1spbpfho3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5def0570b8abd6816e6725fc9fe66045/tumblr_mo317pGf7e1spbpfho4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/dca90b22fce23288da2079505cbe9736/tumblr_mo317pGf7e1spbpfho5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e5fb7b7946f6508a66678a0f043c7e84/tumblr_mo317pGf7e1spbpfho6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c39e41bb91a4bd577a58d6bfd335d817/tumblr_mo317pGf7e1spbpfho7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/60bfe1eb7f2f1d23e6c13f85b774cfce/tumblr_mo317pGf7e1spbpfho8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7f312cf940c957802ec1f904e13d0378/tumblr_mo317pGf7e1spbpfho9_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/94d373c180026f3d472d65a4fb861550/tumblr_mo317pGf7e1spbpfho10_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://milkywaywhite.tumblr.com/post/52468257584/animals-with-stuffed-animals-of-themselves-here" target="_blank">milkywaywhite</a>:</p> <blockquote> <h1 id="post-title">Animals With Stuffed Animals Of Themselves</h1> <p><span>Here are some animals hanging out with stuffed animal versions of themselves, which is clearly a thing that animals should be doing a lot more often.</span></p> </blockquote>http://lucyelderflower.tumblr.com/post/53146582526http://lucyelderflower.tumblr.com/post/53146582526Sun, 16 Jun 2013 18:38:46 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dionthesocialist.tumblr.com/post/52909869124/realistic-erotica-please-dont-stop-she-moaned" target="_blank">dionthesocialist</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Realistic Erotica: “Please don’t stop,” she moaned just as my fucking hand started to really cramp.</p> </blockquote>http://lucyelderflower.tumblr.com/post/53138195321http://lucyelderflower.tumblr.com/post/53138195321Sun, 16 Jun 2013 16:44:19 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a4d24f817554d6f137e5a6d22ccdfa11/tumblr_mf3czgUKfa1rrndevo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/cafe2def007767ced55cebd8c9e0127f/tumblr_mf3czgUKfa1rrndevo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://lucyelderflower.tumblr.com/post/53135143952http://lucyelderflower.tumblr.com/post/53135143952Sun, 16 Jun 2013 16:03:33 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/42bd4d0d0f23392539603ead1e569527/tumblr_mmiuur2sEx1sn75h6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tenderghost.tumblr.com/post/50227374400/awwww-cute-one-of-my-friends-got-chased-by" target="_blank">tenderghost</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://awwww-cute.tumblr.com/post/50103875125/one-of-my-friends-got-chased-by-little-piggies" target="_blank">awwww-cute</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>One of my friends got chased by little piggies during his bike ride</p> </blockquote> <p>this is the opposite of a problem</p> </blockquote>http://lucyelderflower.tumblr.com/post/53035522308http://lucyelderflower.tumblr.com/post/53035522308Sat, 15 Jun 2013 13:23:59 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bitchytbh.tumblr.com/post/52140878677" target="_blank">bitchytbh</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>having “feelings” is ruining my reputation of being a heartless bitch </p> </blockquote>http://lucyelderflower.tumblr.com/post/53035516123http://lucyelderflower.tumblr.com/post/53035516123Sat, 15 Jun 2013 13:23:53 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f36b9d06a2d3f3ab0e89444feb598c67/tumblr_moasbdglll1s7jlqqo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c435d68f0e595859fbb164aa8f3028ff/tumblr_moasbdglll1s7jlqqo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/448eca821b31239c6bc5ceb8d8242149/tumblr_moasbdglll1s7jlqqo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8bf35424d1b4848e511ca5f8dfa0a8aa/tumblr_moasbdglll1s7jlqqo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2d55c61c509a4556126af5324bc05c77/tumblr_moasbdglll1s7jlqqo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a1613b8954908152cc56a2311c6da6fd/tumblr_moasbdglll1s7jlqqo6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/28cbd074e71969e9936a8faff8998fc4/tumblr_moasbdglll1s7jlqqo7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6463b0f017dd636070e45f233bbec0eb/tumblr_moasbdglll1s7jlqqo8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/621c832d9beb31bc354d6bfcf96e6815/tumblr_moasbdglll1s7jlqqo9_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/48418f6292585647052cc510855a880b/tumblr_moasbdglll1s7jlqqo10_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><a href="http://torso.amorphous-constructions.com/" target="_blank">Paper torso</a> by Austrian artist & architect <a href="http://amorphous-constructions.com/" target="_blank">Horst Kiechle</a>. Downloadable templates allow for personal construction of the torso with removable organs.</p> </blockquote>http://lucyelderflower.tumblr.com/post/53035513949http://lucyelderflower.tumblr.com/post/53035513949Sat, 15 Jun 2013 13:23:51 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f7a2f6416d72952f7e08c040feb3ebe2/tumblr_mod4kgXlwz1qaqk3no1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f0fbb384cd64c095c75b43f6a4fb724c/tumblr_mod4kgXlwz1qaqk3no2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lalond.es/post/52918776314/i-have-a-new-favourite-twitter" target="_blank">lalondes</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i have a new <a href="https://twitter.com/feministtswift" target="_blank">favourite twitter</a></p> </blockquote>http://lucyelderflower.tumblr.com/post/53035506686http://lucyelderflower.tumblr.com/post/53035506686Sat, 15 Jun 2013 13:23:44 -0400